Belt Clips & Old Souls: Dating a '90s Dad in Disguise
So, my boyfriend, the mechanic, the guy who's a whole decade younger than me, right? You'd think he'd be all about the latest trends, maybe even teach me a thing or two about what's 'in'. But no, he's an old soul, an old man at heart, and I've got the proof. He just got a new phone case, and you'd think it was just a regular case, but oh no, it came with a belt clip. And he was excited. Not just pleased or mildly amused—no, he was like a kid on Christmas morning, but if that kid also had a pension plan.
There he was, attaching this phone case to his belt like he'd just solved modern technology's greatest dilemma. 'Look at this,' he says, all proud, 'Now I won't lose my phone, and I've got easy access!' Easy access? What are we, in the Wild West, and his phone is a six-shooter? I haven't seen someone that pleased with a belt accessory since my dad got a new fanny pack for his tools.
And let's not forget, we're living in an age where technology is basically an extension of our bodies. But here's my boyfriend, strutting around with his phone on his belt like it's the latest fashion statement. It's adorable, really, how he's channeling this '90s dad vibe so hard, he might just bring it back in style.
I teased him, 'What's next, honey? Going to get yourself a pair of those big, chunky sneakers to complete the look? Maybe start tucking your T-shirt into your jeans?' He just laughs, clips his phone onto his belt, and says, 'Don't knock it till you try it.'
So, here we are, a modern couple, living our best life, except one of us is apparently gearing up to audition for a role as a suburban dad in a throwback sitcom. But you know what? If loving a man who gets excited about phone cases with belt clips is wrong, I don't want to be right. Because in this crazy, mixed-up world, who couldn't use a little more practicality and a few more old-school vibes?
Caveat: to be fair, as a decent diesel mechanic, he carries around a pocket knife, a tape measure, a flashlight and his phone. “it completes my utility belt” (he made me write this)
Got any stories about embracing or teasing the 'old soul' quirks in your relationship? Maybe it's a fondness for belt clips, a passion for dad jokes, or an unexpected hobby that's a blast from the past. Share how these moments add humor and warmth to your life, reminding us that sometimes, the best things are those that are delightfully out of time.
