From Step Ladders to Skydiving: Embracing Heights with a Side of Panic
And in the spirit of making questionable life choices, let me share something else about me: I'm a licensed skydiver. Yes, you heard that right. The same person who can't stand on a step ladder without feeling dizzy decided jumping out of planes was a good hobby. Oh, and the best part? I'm terrified of heights. That's like being lactose intolerant and opening an ice cream shop.
I remember my first jump. I was up there, looking down, thinking, 'This is it. I've officially lost it. I'm about to jump out of a perfectly good airplane because, apparently, I didn't find my day-to-day life thrilling enough with Ambien shopping and impromptu haircuts.'
The instructor said, 'It's all about facing your fears.' And I'm thinking, 'Buddy, I was hoping to face them with therapy, not by hurling myself at the earth at 120 miles per hour.' But there's no therapy session quite like freefalling. It's very... enlightening.
Every time I jump, it's a mix of 'This is the most amazing experience ever!' and 'Why do I keep paying to scare myself half to death?' It's like my brain and my adrenal glands are in a constant battle over who gets to control my weekend plans.
And let's not even talk about explaining this to the kids and my boyfriend. 'So, let me get this straight,' they say, 'You won't climb a ladder to change a lightbulb, but you'll jump out of a plane?' To which I reply, 'Exactly, it's all about keeping life interesting and confusing for those around me.'
So, next time you think I'm just this mild-mannered, Ambien-shopping, accidental hair-stylist living a quiet life, remember, I also willingly throw myself out of planes. It's my way of balancing out the fear of heights with the fear of not living life to the fullest. Plus, it's the only place where I can't accidentally order something off Amazon. Although, give it time, I'm sure they'll find a way to deliver to me mid-air.
Ever found yourself pursuing a hobby or facing a fear that seems to contradict everything else about you? Whether it's skydiving despite a fear of heights, or something else entirely, share your stories of surprising hobbies, unexpected passions, or how you confront your fears head-on. Let's celebrate the quirks and adventures that make us uniquely brave in our own ways. Who knows, your tale might just inspire someone else to take their leap of faith!
